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35 years as a Hollywood legend? Yes, I'd say that's worth blogging about. Andres du Bouchet is my real name. And these are my fake memoirs.

Monday, October 13, 2008

FOUR CRUNCHES!!!

That's it. My first workout consisted of four crunches. And then I vomited up a perfectly good spinach, goat cheese, onion straws, portabello and shawarma omelet. Urgh. Danther still has it! Though my teeth still ache with afterpuke, I think I'll reward myself with a Snickers smoothie. ONE STEP AT A TIME!
Posted by Andres M. du Bouchet at 11:08 PM
Labels: armoire, First workout Crunches Snickers

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