Rejuvenated!

Last night was miraculous fun. I came down from the hills and walked among real people! Well, less famous people than me. At any rate, the unicorn-in-my-pants bit went swimmingly, and everyone on the show seemed genuinely impressed with my comic timing and moreso, with my willingness to participate in such a lewd piece. Ah. Perhaps being the good sport isn't so demoralizing. Perhaps this can lead to a career resurgence! Or at least alleviated boredom!