Somewhere between my second and third cups of coffee are...QUICK HITS!
Of all of my award-winning performances, I would have to say the one of which I am most proud is my Golden-Globe winning dual role in the Shakespearean sci-fi clone comedy 'Macboth'.
My favorite sexual position involves entering my lover from behind whilst simultaneously making out with a midget perched upon her haunches. And perched upon the midget's shoulder? A parrot doing a perfect imitation of me saying "There is not a midget on your back."
Project Runway returns for its Fifth Season this Wednesday night, and I couldn't be more excited! I take pride in my ability to evaluate speaking voices, and Tim Gunn's is about as perfect as they come. I love listening to him so much that I recently purchased 'Tim Gunn Reads The Silmarillion' on iTunes. Listening to that cashmere voice verbally unfold the grand mythology of Tolkien is the perfect accompaniment to my 4pm glass of Pinot.
An erection that lasts more than four hours??? Have you seen these commercials? Ha!
Quick hits!
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